Neo capitalism: your mum does the washing.
You pay her a dollar.
You get her to do your mates washing.
Your mate pays you £50

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Corporationism: your mum considers not doing the washing. u pay your mate £35 to lobby on ur behalf. No dice. u sue for "emotional sabotage"

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Fascism: your mum does the washing whilst fearing for her life.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Liberalism: you watch your mum do the washing and feel really really bad.
"Something.must be done" u say.
Something may or may not get done

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Libertarianism: your mum does the washing. You believe you did it.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Egalitarianism: that one time you did the washing is proof its all equal and no one needs feminism any more

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Religion: your mum does the washing. You thank god.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Atheism: your mum does the washing. You make a YouTube video demanding peer reviewed evidence she did, in fact, do the washing.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Islamophobia: your mum does the washing. She left out a sock. You brand her a hygiene terrorist.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

misogyny: you hate your mum whether or not she does the washing.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Patriarchy: your mum doesn't exist. The washing is mysteriously done

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Men's rights activism: your mum does the washing.You call her a whore.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Sexism: of course your mum does the washing.

Duh.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Matriarchy: your mum does the washing. You do the washing. you are really happy pilling your weight in the house

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Feminism: your mum insists you grow up and do your own washing.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

White feminism: your mum hired a woman of color to do the washing

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Anti feminism: your mum has left you. A year later, You wrote "fucking whore" with the dirty clothes on the floor

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Rape culture: it's mum's fault she does the washing/she asked to do the washing/she doesn't do the washing as much as she says she does

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Cat-calling: your mum does the washing.
You wolf whistle at her. You are oblivious as to how fucking creepy this is.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Misandry: that one time your mum refused to do the washing has convinced you she hates you

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Mansplaining- your mum does the washing. You tell her how best to do the washing.
You have never done the washing.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

NASA: Your mum washes your astronaut suit and we only find out 50+ years later.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) December 21, 2016

Racism: your mum does the washing. She blames black people

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Colonialism: you barge into mum's room. Claim you "discovered" it. Dump your dirty clothes on the floor

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Callout culture: your mum's washing is problematic so you unfollow/block/subtweet/dose her mentions in acid.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Toxic Masculinity: Your brother helped your mum do the washing so you called him a pussy to his face/drank all the beer/demanded a fight etc

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) December 22, 2016

Homophobia: you think it's unnatural that your mum doesn't do the washing. Against gods will, even

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Mis-genderism: "cheers dude" you say, as your mum does the washing. She tells you she's not a dude. "Whatever dude", you say.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Ableism: your mum is doing the washing. She has dementia. You call her a "retard."

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Americanism: your mum does the washing. It's in the constitution. END OF DISCUSSION.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Americanism: Tony, an imaginary tiger, is voted in as head of home finances
Your mum, who is an actual accountant, does the washing.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) November 9, 2016

Hollywoodism: you are Colin Farrell. Your mum is Angelina Jolie. There is sexual tension. An unnamed black maid does the washing

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Cultural appropriationism: While your mum does the washing, You steal her dirty clothes mimic her in public. Public gives you money.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Oedipus-ism: Your mum used to do your dad's washing. But you killed your dad. Now your mum does your washing. Weirder than it sounds.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) December 22, 2016

Gamergateism: your mum mentioned in her blog she did the washing. You doxed her

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

Geekism: your mum does the washing and the cosplay outfit. You build a robot that plays chess and cricket. You sell robot to Google.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015

HELP ME I CAN'T STOP!
Narcissism: You look good in the clothes your mum washed.

— Joshua Idehen (@joshuaidehen80) October 22, 2015