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I bet when the toaster came out everyone was happy they didn’t have to throw their bread at lightning anymore. Beau Hartenstine

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My favorite covers

Cover illustration by Amandine LaBarre
http://amandine.labarre.free.fr/chasseurssorciers.jpg
Goblintown justice
Bone Song
Bajo la Hiedra - Elspeth Cooper
Dawn Undercover - Japanese cover
The Ocean at the End of the Lane
Twice Dead, German cover, 2013
Birth Marked
Madlands - French cover
A Flight of Thieves
a diamond
RAPTURE - Kameron Hurley
http://readery.co/9786169187301
waiting game
Infidel - kameron hurley
Through Wolf's Eyes
Rifkind's Challenge - Lynn Abbey
uten navn
http://www.lesedwards.com/Edward-Miller/science-fiction/railsea/16716
Artist: Les Edwards at lesedwards.com
http://covers.booktopia.com.au/big/9780575079540/bone-song.jpg
http://covers.booktopia.com.au/big/9780575079540/bone-song.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51iTXerlFrL._SX331_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
Source: amazon.com
Happy Slumbers
http://lamilanabonita.com/2015/02/18/el-oceano-al-final-del-camino-de-neil-gaiman/
Shiv Crew
Isbn: 9788852036545
http://alessandria.bookrepublic.it/api/books/9788852036545/cover
Demon Isle
http://www.kylepaints.com/
Artist: Kyle Scott
Nocturnal Origins
crucible by jim burns
c3018-mercythompsonbook
Plain Jane
GermanOnceBitten
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Adventures_of_Sherlock_Holme_(TV_series).jpg
Alexa's Travels
Pratchett, Terry: Rincewind
A Space Between 2
http://www.colinsmythe.co.uk/discworldpages/discworldnovels/colourofmagic.htm
http://www.colinsmythe.co.uk/discworldpages/discworldnovels/colourofmagic.htm
Tolkien, J.R.R.: The Lord of The Rings (1954-1955)
Artist: Byron Brown
Artist: Byron Brown
Luis-Royo-Dreams-Ties-of-Power
sign
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41uOEiGjKoL.jpg
Source: Amazon
The Code of the Woosters - Russian Cover
http://simania.co.il/bookimages/covers0/8631.jpg
http://simania.co.il/bookimages/covers0/8631.jpg
C & R Crime; New Ed edition (2007-04-26)
Strata
Academ's Fury 1
http://www.tor.com/2014/09/24/midway-relics-and-dying-breeds-seanan-mcguire/
Artist: Theo Prins
Born of Fire, 2012
Bitterwood
The Christmas Caper by Christopher Bunn
Gideon Smith and the Mechanical Girl by David Barnett - UK edition
pieces of eight
A Triumph of Souls
Nightshifted
freedomcover2-13
Cover artist: Sarah Ann Langton
Cover artist: Sarah Ann Langton
Seraphina, 2012
Much Obliged Jeeves
The Reapers are the Angels - Alden Bell
Redeeming Stanley 2
Łowcy czarnoksiężników (Polish title); translated by Sylwia Twardo
Łowcy czarnoksiężników (Polish title); translated by Sylwia Twardo
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - Polish cover with text
Plague town
24 Bones - Michael F Stewart
Source: Glendalarke.com
Source: Glendalarke.com
https://www.coverkicks.com/
https://www.coverkicks.com/
The Language of Power
0b4b8-blackveil_b
http://steniosantos.deviantart.com/art/The-Ocean-at-the-End-of-the-Lane-435034900
By Stênio Santos
Hunting the Five
http://www.lectur-addicts.fr/uploads/482
http://www.lectur-addicts.fr/uploads/482
the weight of blood
Drinking life
Dark Earth - Jason Halstead 2
Cover art by Don Sipley
Cover art by Don Sipley
Into the Valley
Cover illustration by Alan Gutierrez
Cover illustration by Alan Gutierrez
Artist: Caitlin Willey
Artist: Caitlin Willey
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608007399206880798&pid=1.7
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608007399206880798&pid=1.7
A-Memory-of-Light-cover-670x444
Cover_Imperatore.qxp:Layout 1
Djinnxd
blood harvest
A Turn of Curses
Cover illustration by Amandine La Barre
http://amandine.labarre.free.fr/vaisseauxduciel.jpg
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - Cover with text
The Chermasu by Brian Patrick McKinley
Shaedes-of-Gray
http://media.comicbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ocean-at-the-end-of-the-lane-gaiman.jpg
http://media.comicbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ocean-at-the-end-of-the-lane-gaiman.jpg
Watchtower by Elizabeth A. Lynn - Arrow Books
Magic-at-the-Gate-5-e1352909080304
The Gate of Gods - Martha Wells - French edition
The Death of Jonas Wakefield
Moon Over Soho - deviant art - delrayspectra
Hellstrom's Hive, 1973
Land of Shadows
Source: Amazon
Source: Amazon
Assured Destruction - Micheal F Stewart
cdc0e-aaron_spiritsend-tp
A soldier's duty
Chinese edition
Artist: Matthew Stewart
Artist: Matthew Stewart
Staying Dead - Laura Anne Gilman
Gaiman, N. (2013). The Ocean at the End of the Lane.
Illustrated by Marcellus Shane Jackson
Illustrated by Marcellus Shane Jackson
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91oJNXK%2B4EL.jpg
German edition
Oath of Swords
A-Forthcoming-Wizard-150841-d4902f8679c2f83a8362
WolfsHeadWolfsHeart-pb
Cover art: Laura Hollingsworth
Cover art: Laura Hollingsworth
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - Cover by Donato Art
Social Psychology - Aronson Wilson Akert
House of Mere
Океан в конце дороги, Нил Гейман
a hand for each
http://lucidflux.deviantart.com/art/The-Ocean-at-the-End-of-the-Lane-462803837
By Laura Ketcham
http://julienalday.blogspot.no/2011/10/n193-when-we-were-executioners.html
http://julienalday.blogspot.no/2011/10/n193-when-we-were-executioners.html
http://deborahharkness.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/CoverGermanTranslationofTBOL.jpg
http://deborahharkness.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/CoverGermanTranslationofTBOL.jpg
Jingo
thief_of_time__terry_pratchett_by_marcsimonetti-d2z6fuv
Russian Very Good Jeeves
World After
Artemis Fowl Chinese cover
Carnivores of Light and Darkness
Little Girl Lost
Cover art by Steve Montiglio
Cover art by Steve Montiglio
Eugène_Delacroix_-_La_liberté_guidant_le_peuple
Apocalypto
Cover art by Jon Foster
Cover art by Jon Foster
Polícia - Jo Nesbø - Slovak 2
Jeeves and Wooster
the-republic-of-thieves-by-scott-lynch-new-uk
Asimov, Isaac: Foundation series
the hunt
Cast in sorrow without text
http://epl.delfi.ee/news/kultuur/raamatukatkend-neil-gaiman-ja-tee-lopus-on-ookean?id=67595986
Long Lankin - Lindsey Barraclough
Het lied van de aarde, Elspeth Cooper
Moon Dance
Torgs First Death
Transformation space 1
the book of deacon
http://ec4.images-amazon.com/images/I/81M8%2BssUJdL.jpg
http://ec4.images-amazon.com/images/I/81M8%2BssUJdL.jpg
7156_TB_Pastworld.indd
shadewright
Rex Rising
The Last Swordmage
Dead Iron, 2011
bcc18-hour-of-dust-and-ashes
Linkin_Park-Meteora-Frontal
http://www.otherland-berlin.de/tl_files/bilder/content/AUSLESE%20-%20Buecher/us-books/2013/gaiman-ocean.jpg
http://www.otherland-berlin.de/tl_files/bilder/content/AUSLESE%20-%20Buecher/us-books/2013/gaiman-ocean.jpg
Tracking the Tempest
Delightfully Twisted Tales Kindle cover
Cover art by David Palumbo Cover design by Rebecca Silvers Interior layout and design by Ross E. Lockhart
Cover art by David Palumbo Cover design by Rebecca Silvers Interior layout and design by Ross E. Lockhart
Shadowbloom - Sullivan brothers
A Wild Hunt
http://conceptartworld.com/?cat=10
http://conceptartworld.com/?cat=10
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - French cover with text
Stories
Source: Glendalarke.com
Source: Glendalarke.com
McDermott, J.M.: Never Knew Another
Sourcery
Raventide - TA Miles
The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms - NKJemisin
http://www.lwcurrey.com/pages/books/146428/k-w-jeter/madlands
http://www.lwcurrey.com/pages/books/146428/k-w-jeter/madlands
The Diamond Bearer's Destiny
Illustrator: Brigitte Sutherlands
Illustrator: Brigitte Sutherlands
BridgesCityofDreamsA
The First Spark, Independent (2016)
The Last Swordmage
http://www.bookkaholic.com/what-should-i-read-next/the-ocean-at-the-end-of-the-lane-by-neil-gaiman/
Altdorf
Blood Brothers
Gaiman, N. (2013). Ocean at the end of the lane.
ShapeshiftedFinal
Hilda - Snow White Revisited
Eric
Demonsouled
on dark shores
lady_of_devices_shelleyadina_cover_500x800
The Hobbit
Over the Horizon
Death Has a Name
Confederation
Draw One in the Dark
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519ghDMIzVL.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519ghDMIzVL.jpg
Smite Me
Shadow of the Sun
The wise man's fear marc simonetti
Madlands - Italian cover
Illustrated by Mathia Arkoniel
Illustrated by Mathia Arkoniel
http://elisabethcrabtree.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/final-final-cover-23.jpg
http://elisabethcrabtree.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/final-final-cover-23.jpg
Child of the Ghosts
highkingstomb
hawkcover2orange
Artist: Herbert James Draper
Artist: Herbert James Draper
The House
The Wizard Hunters - Martha Wells - German Cover
We Leave Together - JM McDermott
Snow Art - Simon Beck
Plain Jane - 3
Book design by Nicole de las Heras
Book design by Nicole de las Heras
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VzyK-pXkL.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VzyK-pXkL.jpg
green_rider__cover_art_by_pallanoph-d3j5tne
Illustration by Getty Images; Cover by Jan Biberg
Illustration by Getty Images; Cover by Jan Biberg
Ros Jackson
Angela of Troy
Pursuit
http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/63963684820/gto12llll
Hemlock
wild-magic-UK-hb-500
An Unexpected Apprentice
Polícia - Jo Nesbø - Slovak
English cover
Polis - Jo Nesbø - Svensk
Cover art by Nekro
Cover art by Nekro
Jacket illustration by Paul Kidby
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/The_front_cover_of_the_book_Raising_Steam_by_Terry_Pratchett.jpg
Hardship - Jean Johnson - Gene Mollica
Wild Magic; London, Scholastic Point, 2004
Editing and cover design by Tim C. Taylor Cover images by KireevArt and fotola70
Editing and cover design by Tim C. Taylor Cover images by KireevArt and fotola70
The Necessity of Man, 2012
Crossfire
captain's fury
Monstrous regiment
Legenden om Hurog
__lords_and_ladies___by_marcsimonetti-d2znyqf

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Favorite artists

  • Allison Chin
  • Amazing15 Studio
  • Amy Clare Learmonth
  • Andreea Cernestean
  • Ann Bui Ngyuen
  • Benjamin Carrè
  • Christian McGrath
  • Cliff Nielsen (facebook)
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  • David T. Wenzel
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  • Georgi Markov
  • Greg Bridges
  • James Draper
  • Josh Kirby
  • Julie Bell
  • Keith Parkinson
  • Larry Elmore
  • Larry Rostant
  • Luca Oleastri
  • Luis Royo
  • Marc Simonetti art
  • Marcellus Shane Jackson
  • Mathia Arkoniel
  • Matt Page
  • Michael Gauss
  • Michael Whelan
  • Rodney Matthews
  • Sharon Tancredi
  • Steve Montiglio
  • Steve Stone
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  1. No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.

    (p. 1, The Haunting of Hill House)

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  2. “Life, in all its imperfect variation, was nothing compared to the scale of nothingness that made up most of the known universe.”

    Shattered Destiny (loc 19537)

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