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I bet when the toaster came out everyone was happy they didn’t have to throw their bread at lightning anymore. Beau Hartenstine

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Smite Me
Assured Destruction - Micheal F Stewart
Cover art by Steve Montiglio
Cover art by Steve Montiglio
Shadowbloom - Sullivan brothers
Shaedes-of-Gray
A-Forthcoming-Wizard-150841-d4902f8679c2f83a8362
The Death of Jonas Wakefield
Russian Very Good Jeeves
Bajo la Hiedra - Elspeth Cooper
Happy Slumbers
crucible by jim burns
Hemlock
Blood Brothers
Dark Earth - Jason Halstead 2
The Last Swordmage
A Space Between 2
Cover art by David Palumbo Cover design by Rebecca Silvers Interior layout and design by Ross E. Lockhart
Cover art by David Palumbo Cover design by Rebecca Silvers Interior layout and design by Ross E. Lockhart
Jeeves and Wooster
a diamond
http://ec4.images-amazon.com/images/I/81M8%2BssUJdL.jpg
http://ec4.images-amazon.com/images/I/81M8%2BssUJdL.jpg
Demon Isle
http://www.tor.com/2014/09/24/midway-relics-and-dying-breeds-seanan-mcguire/
Artist: Theo Prins
WolfsHeadWolfsHeart-pb
Artist: Caitlin Willey
Artist: Caitlin Willey
https://www.coverkicks.com/
https://www.coverkicks.com/
Polis - Jo Nesbø - Svensk
Linkin_Park-Meteora-Frontal
Shiv Crew
uten navn
Transformation space 1
Hardship - Jean Johnson - Gene Mollica
Legenden om Hurog
Hilda - Snow White Revisited
Source: Amazon
Source: Amazon
Cover artist: Sarah Ann Langton
Cover artist: Sarah Ann Langton
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Adventures_of_Sherlock_Holme_(TV_series).jpg
Alexa's Travels
Source: Glendalarke.com
Source: Glendalarke.com
An Unexpected Apprentice
lady_of_devices_shelleyadina_cover_500x800
http://covers.booktopia.com.au/big/9780575079540/bone-song.jpg
http://covers.booktopia.com.au/big/9780575079540/bone-song.jpg
Nightshifted
Pratchett, Terry: Rincewind
http://elisabethcrabtree.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/final-final-cover-23.jpg
http://elisabethcrabtree.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/final-final-cover-23.jpg
http://lucidflux.deviantart.com/art/The-Ocean-at-the-End-of-the-Lane-462803837
By Laura Ketcham
cdc0e-aaron_spiritsend-tp
A Wild Hunt
C & R Crime; New Ed edition (2007-04-26)
Łowcy czarnoksiężników (Polish title); translated by Sylwia Twardo
Łowcy czarnoksiężników (Polish title); translated by Sylwia Twardo
http://steniosantos.deviantart.com/art/The-Ocean-at-the-End-of-the-Lane-435034900
By Stênio Santos
Wild Magic; London, Scholastic Point, 2004
The Language of Power
http://www.lesedwards.com/Edward-Miller/science-fiction/railsea/16716
Artist: Les Edwards at lesedwards.com
Oath of Swords
Cover illustration by Amandine La Barre
http://amandine.labarre.free.fr/vaisseauxduciel.jpg
Djinnxd
The Gate of Gods - Martha Wells - French edition
Crossfire
Illustration by Getty Images; Cover by Jan Biberg
Illustration by Getty Images; Cover by Jan Biberg
Redeeming Stanley 2
http://media.comicbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ocean-at-the-end-of-the-lane-gaiman.jpg
http://media.comicbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ocean-at-the-end-of-the-lane-gaiman.jpg
Tolkien, J.R.R.: The Lord of The Rings (1954-1955)
Magic-at-the-Gate-5-e1352909080304
Океан в конце дороги, Нил Гейман
We Leave Together - JM McDermott
Seraphina, 2012
the book of deacon
Pursuit
Illustrator: Brigitte Sutherlands
Illustrator: Brigitte Sutherlands
GermanOnceBitten
the weight of blood
The Necessity of Man, 2012
Staying Dead - Laura Anne Gilman
Cover art by Jon Foster
Cover art by Jon Foster
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - Polish cover with text
The Chermasu by Brian Patrick McKinley
Stories
http://www.kylepaints.com/
Artist: Kyle Scott
Source: Glendalarke.com
Source: Glendalarke.com
Tracking the Tempest
Eugène_Delacroix_-_La_liberté_guidant_le_peuple
Angela of Troy
http://www.otherland-berlin.de/tl_files/bilder/content/AUSLESE%20-%20Buecher/us-books/2013/gaiman-ocean.jpg
http://www.otherland-berlin.de/tl_files/bilder/content/AUSLESE%20-%20Buecher/us-books/2013/gaiman-ocean.jpg
Artemis Fowl Chinese cover
Into the Valley
shadewright
Artist: Matthew Stewart
Artist: Matthew Stewart
Confederation
The Reapers are the Angels - Alden Bell
Hunting the Five
http://www.lwcurrey.com/pages/books/146428/k-w-jeter/madlands
http://www.lwcurrey.com/pages/books/146428/k-w-jeter/madlands
Artist: Herbert James Draper
Artist: Herbert James Draper
The Christmas Caper by Christopher Bunn
http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/63963684820/gto12llll
Polícia - Jo Nesbø - Slovak 2
Dead Iron, 2011
Rifkind's Challenge - Lynn Abbey
__lords_and_ladies___by_marcsimonetti-d2znyqf
waiting game
c3018-mercythompsonbook
the hunt
Snow Art - Simon Beck
Cast in sorrow without text
green_rider__cover_art_by_pallanoph-d3j5tne
http://readery.co/9786169187301
Little Girl Lost
http://epl.delfi.ee/news/kultuur/raamatukatkend-neil-gaiman-ja-tee-lopus-on-ookean?id=67595986
Shadow of the Sun
http://julienalday.blogspot.no/2011/10/n193-when-we-were-executioners.html
http://julienalday.blogspot.no/2011/10/n193-when-we-were-executioners.html
The Wizard Hunters - Martha Wells - German Cover
Academ's Fury 1
Birth Marked
Cover illustration by Alan Gutierrez
Cover illustration by Alan Gutierrez
Cover_Imperatore.qxp:Layout 1
Torgs First Death
on dark shores
captain's fury
Moon Over Soho - deviant art - delrayspectra
ShapeshiftedFinal
McDermott, J.M.: Never Knew Another
Nocturnal Origins
the-republic-of-thieves-by-scott-lynch-new-uk
Drinking life
The Hobbit
The Diamond Bearer's Destiny
A Flight of Thieves
Isbn: 9788852036545
http://alessandria.bookrepublic.it/api/books/9788852036545/cover
Madlands - Italian cover
Draw One in the Dark
Jacket illustration by Paul Kidby
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/The_front_cover_of_the_book_Raising_Steam_by_Terry_Pratchett.jpg
Ros Jackson
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41uOEiGjKoL.jpg
Source: Amazon
Bone Song
Social Psychology - Aronson Wilson Akert
http://www.colinsmythe.co.uk/discworldpages/discworldnovels/colourofmagic.htm
http://www.colinsmythe.co.uk/discworldpages/discworldnovels/colourofmagic.htm
sign
Plain Jane - 3
Much Obliged Jeeves
Rex Rising
Illustrated by Marcellus Shane Jackson
Illustrated by Marcellus Shane Jackson
The House
http://www.lectur-addicts.fr/uploads/482
http://www.lectur-addicts.fr/uploads/482
Jingo
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VzyK-pXkL.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VzyK-pXkL.jpg
bcc18-hour-of-dust-and-ashes
Death Has a Name
Gaiman, N. (2013). Ocean at the end of the lane.
Long Lankin - Lindsey Barraclough
wild-magic-UK-hb-500
Eric
Dawn Undercover - Japanese cover
Infidel - kameron hurley
The Ocean at the End of the Lane
Cover art: Laura Hollingsworth
Cover art: Laura Hollingsworth
Polícia - Jo Nesbø - Slovak
Demonsouled
Born of Fire, 2012
blood harvest
Plain Jane
Madlands - French cover
RAPTURE - Kameron Hurley
Editing and cover design by Tim C. Taylor Cover images by KireevArt and fotola70
Editing and cover design by Tim C. Taylor Cover images by KireevArt and fotola70
pieces of eight
http://conceptartworld.com/?cat=10
http://conceptartworld.com/?cat=10
Twice Dead, German cover, 2013
Cover illustration by Amandine LaBarre
http://amandine.labarre.free.fr/chasseurssorciers.jpg
24 Bones - Michael F Stewart
Het lied van de aarde, Elspeth Cooper
0b4b8-blackveil_b
http://simania.co.il/bookimages/covers0/8631.jpg
http://simania.co.il/bookimages/covers0/8631.jpg
thief_of_time__terry_pratchett_by_marcsimonetti-d2z6fuv
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519ghDMIzVL.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519ghDMIzVL.jpg
Plague town
Asimov, Isaac: Foundation series
Gideon Smith and the Mechanical Girl by David Barnett - UK edition
Over the Horizon
freedomcover2-13
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - Cover with text
The Code of the Woosters - Russian Cover
Carnivores of Light and Darkness
Land of Shadows
Delightfully Twisted Tales Kindle cover
Through Wolf's Eyes
Artist: Byron Brown
Artist: Byron Brown
The Last Swordmage
Hellstrom's Hive, 1973
The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms - NKJemisin
English cover
The wise man's fear marc simonetti
A Turn of Curses
Chinese edition
Child of the Ghosts
Raventide - TA Miles
Sourcery
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91oJNXK%2B4EL.jpg
German edition
World After
A soldier's duty
Book design by Nicole de las Heras
Book design by Nicole de las Heras
Bitterwood
Cover art by Don Sipley
Cover art by Don Sipley
House of Mere
http://lamilanabonita.com/2015/02/18/el-oceano-al-final-del-camino-de-neil-gaiman/
http://www.bookkaholic.com/what-should-i-read-next/the-ocean-at-the-end-of-the-lane-by-neil-gaiman/
A-Memory-of-Light-cover-670x444
Cover art by Nekro
Cover art by Nekro
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - Cover by Donato Art
BridgesCityofDreamsA
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - French cover with text
A Triumph of Souls
http://deborahharkness.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/CoverGermanTranslationofTBOL.jpg
http://deborahharkness.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/CoverGermanTranslationofTBOL.jpg
highkingstomb
Watchtower by Elizabeth A. Lynn - Arrow Books
Luis-Royo-Dreams-Ties-of-Power
Strata
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608007399206880798&pid=1.7
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608007399206880798&pid=1.7
Monstrous regiment
7156_TB_Pastworld.indd
Goblintown justice
Illustrated by Mathia Arkoniel
Illustrated by Mathia Arkoniel
Gaiman, N. (2013). The Ocean at the End of the Lane.
Apocalypto
The First Spark, Independent (2016)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51iTXerlFrL._SX331_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
Source: amazon.com
Moon Dance
Altdorf
a hand for each
hawkcover2orange

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  1. No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.

    (p. 1, The Haunting of Hill House)

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  2. “Life, in all its imperfect variation, was nothing compared to the scale of nothingness that made up most of the known universe.”

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