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I bet when the toaster came out everyone was happy they didn’t have to throw their bread at lightning anymore. Beau Hartenstine

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My favorite covers

Tracking the Tempest
Madlands - French cover
The Hobbit
http://www.bookkaholic.com/what-should-i-read-next/the-ocean-at-the-end-of-the-lane-by-neil-gaiman/
Drinking life
House of Mere
Illustrated by Mathia Arkoniel
Illustrated by Mathia Arkoniel
English cover
http://www.otherland-berlin.de/tl_files/bilder/content/AUSLESE%20-%20Buecher/us-books/2013/gaiman-ocean.jpg
http://www.otherland-berlin.de/tl_files/bilder/content/AUSLESE%20-%20Buecher/us-books/2013/gaiman-ocean.jpg
Shiv Crew
Editing and cover design by Tim C. Taylor Cover images by KireevArt and fotola70
Editing and cover design by Tim C. Taylor Cover images by KireevArt and fotola70
Russian Very Good Jeeves
The Diamond Bearer's Destiny
lady_of_devices_shelleyadina_cover_500x800
Океан в конце дороги, Нил Гейман
http://www.lwcurrey.com/pages/books/146428/k-w-jeter/madlands
http://www.lwcurrey.com/pages/books/146428/k-w-jeter/madlands
Snow Art - Simon Beck
Smite Me
Much Obliged Jeeves
The Reapers are the Angels - Alden Bell
Cover art: Laura Hollingsworth
Cover art: Laura Hollingsworth
http://www.tor.com/2014/09/24/midway-relics-and-dying-breeds-seanan-mcguire/
Artist: Theo Prins
Watchtower by Elizabeth A. Lynn - Arrow Books
A-Memory-of-Light-cover-670x444
ShapeshiftedFinal
Seraphina, 2012
Jeeves and Wooster
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VzyK-pXkL.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VzyK-pXkL.jpg
http://lucidflux.deviantart.com/art/The-Ocean-at-the-End-of-the-Lane-462803837
By Laura Ketcham
https://www.coverkicks.com/
https://www.coverkicks.com/
Shadow of the Sun
http://media.comicbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ocean-at-the-end-of-the-lane-gaiman.jpg
http://media.comicbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ocean-at-the-end-of-the-lane-gaiman.jpg
Polis - Jo Nesbø - Svensk
7156_TB_Pastworld.indd
Social Psychology - Aronson Wilson Akert
Book design by Nicole de las Heras
Book design by Nicole de las Heras
Cover art by Nekro
Cover art by Nekro
Cast in sorrow without text
Linkin_Park-Meteora-Frontal
Cover illustration by Amandine La Barre
http://amandine.labarre.free.fr/vaisseauxduciel.jpg
A Turn of Curses
Isbn: 9788852036545
http://alessandria.bookrepublic.it/api/books/9788852036545/cover
Łowcy czarnoksiężników (Polish title); translated by Sylwia Twardo
Łowcy czarnoksiężników (Polish title); translated by Sylwia Twardo
http://epl.delfi.ee/news/kultuur/raamatukatkend-neil-gaiman-ja-tee-lopus-on-ookean?id=67595986
The House
Madlands - Italian cover
Academ's Fury 1
Artemis Fowl Chinese cover
Djinnxd
Draw One in the Dark
WolfsHeadWolfsHeart-pb
Demonsouled
http://www.lesedwards.com/Edward-Miller/science-fiction/railsea/16716
Artist: Les Edwards at lesedwards.com
The Language of Power
uten navn
The First Spark, Independent (2016)
http://conceptartworld.com/?cat=10
http://conceptartworld.com/?cat=10
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - Cover with text
Blood Brothers
Cover art by Jon Foster
Cover art by Jon Foster
Ros Jackson
http://elisabethcrabtree.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/final-final-cover-23.jpg
http://elisabethcrabtree.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/final-final-cover-23.jpg
The Last Swordmage
Stories
Angela of Troy
Cover art by Don Sipley
Cover art by Don Sipley
0b4b8-blackveil_b
Dead Iron, 2011
Delightfully Twisted Tales Kindle cover
An Unexpected Apprentice
The Necessity of Man, 2012
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51iTXerlFrL._SX331_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
Source: amazon.com
Born of Fire, 2012
highkingstomb
Dark Earth - Jason Halstead 2
Source: Glendalarke.com
Source: Glendalarke.com
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608007399206880798&pid=1.7
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608007399206880798&pid=1.7
The Code of the Woosters - Russian Cover
blood harvest
A Wild Hunt
Gideon Smith and the Mechanical Girl by David Barnett - UK edition
Monstrous regiment
RAPTURE - Kameron Hurley
Hellstrom's Hive, 1973
http://covers.booktopia.com.au/big/9780575079540/bone-song.jpg
http://covers.booktopia.com.au/big/9780575079540/bone-song.jpg
Twice Dead, German cover, 2013
Death Has a Name
Shaedes-of-Gray
Pursuit
Magic-at-the-Gate-5-e1352909080304
Long Lankin - Lindsey Barraclough
http://deborahharkness.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/CoverGermanTranslationofTBOL.jpg
http://deborahharkness.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/CoverGermanTranslationofTBOL.jpg
Tolkien, J.R.R.: The Lord of The Rings (1954-1955)
Het lied van de aarde, Elspeth Cooper
http://ec4.images-amazon.com/images/I/81M8%2BssUJdL.jpg
http://ec4.images-amazon.com/images/I/81M8%2BssUJdL.jpg
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Adventures_of_Sherlock_Holme_(TV_series).jpg
Polícia - Jo Nesbø - Slovak 2
Illustration by Getty Images; Cover by Jan Biberg
Illustration by Getty Images; Cover by Jan Biberg
Cover_Imperatore.qxp:Layout 1
green_rider__cover_art_by_pallanoph-d3j5tne
pieces of eight
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41uOEiGjKoL.jpg
Source: Amazon
Hilda - Snow White Revisited
Over the Horizon
Gaiman, N. (2013). Ocean at the end of the lane.
http://readery.co/9786169187301
the hunt
Chinese edition
Artist: Byron Brown
Artist: Byron Brown
A Triumph of Souls
__lords_and_ladies___by_marcsimonetti-d2znyqf
McDermott, J.M.: Never Knew Another
Legenden om Hurog
Source: Glendalarke.com
Source: Glendalarke.com
captain's fury
hawkcover2orange
The Christmas Caper by Christopher Bunn
Hunting the Five
http://www.lectur-addicts.fr/uploads/482
http://www.lectur-addicts.fr/uploads/482
waiting game
A-Forthcoming-Wizard-150841-d4902f8679c2f83a8362
Illustrated by Marcellus Shane Jackson
Illustrated by Marcellus Shane Jackson
Artist: Matthew Stewart
Artist: Matthew Stewart
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - Cover by Donato Art
Apocalypto
The Chermasu by Brian Patrick McKinley
Infidel - kameron hurley
The Death of Jonas Wakefield
Luis-Royo-Dreams-Ties-of-Power
http://www.kylepaints.com/
Artist: Kyle Scott
Dawn Undercover - Japanese cover
http://simania.co.il/bookimages/covers0/8631.jpg
http://simania.co.il/bookimages/covers0/8631.jpg
GermanOnceBitten
Sourcery
Transformation space 1
We Leave Together - JM McDermott
the book of deacon
http://julienalday.blogspot.no/2011/10/n193-when-we-were-executioners.html
http://julienalday.blogspot.no/2011/10/n193-when-we-were-executioners.html
Cover art by Steve Montiglio
Cover art by Steve Montiglio
A Space Between 2
Nightshifted
The wise man's fear marc simonetti
Jacket illustration by Paul Kidby
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/The_front_cover_of_the_book_Raising_Steam_by_Terry_Pratchett.jpg
Hemlock
BridgesCityofDreamsA
Assured Destruction - Micheal F Stewart
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91oJNXK%2B4EL.jpg
German edition
Bone Song
Rifkind's Challenge - Lynn Abbey
C & R Crime; New Ed edition (2007-04-26)
Artist: Herbert James Draper
Artist: Herbert James Draper
http://steniosantos.deviantart.com/art/The-Ocean-at-the-End-of-the-Lane-435034900
By Stênio Santos
Rex Rising
Illustrator: Brigitte Sutherlands
Illustrator: Brigitte Sutherlands
Asimov, Isaac: Foundation series
Staying Dead - Laura Anne Gilman
wild-magic-UK-hb-500
Shadowbloom - Sullivan brothers
thief_of_time__terry_pratchett_by_marcsimonetti-d2z6fuv
Little Girl Lost
c3018-mercythompsonbook
Raventide - TA Miles
the-republic-of-thieves-by-scott-lynch-new-uk
Pratchett, Terry: Rincewind
http://www.colinsmythe.co.uk/discworldpages/discworldnovels/colourofmagic.htm
http://www.colinsmythe.co.uk/discworldpages/discworldnovels/colourofmagic.htm
Child of the Ghosts
Oath of Swords
a hand for each
the weight of blood
Happy Slumbers
cdc0e-aaron_spiritsend-tp
Cover illustration by Amandine LaBarre
http://amandine.labarre.free.fr/chasseurssorciers.jpg
Cover artist: Sarah Ann Langton
Cover artist: Sarah Ann Langton
Nocturnal Origins
Moon Over Soho - deviant art - delrayspectra
on dark shores
Confederation
Demon Isle
Wild Magic; London, Scholastic Point, 2004
Source: Amazon
Source: Amazon
Bitterwood
http://lamilanabonita.com/2015/02/18/el-oceano-al-final-del-camino-de-neil-gaiman/
Eric
Birth Marked
Land of Shadows
sign
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519ghDMIzVL.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519ghDMIzVL.jpg
Plain Jane
Gaiman, N. (2013). The Ocean at the End of the Lane.
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - Polish cover with text
Carnivores of Light and Darkness
Jingo
Moon Dance
24 Bones - Michael F Stewart
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - French cover with text
The Wizard Hunters - Martha Wells - German Cover
A Flight of Thieves
freedomcover2-13
Hardship - Jean Johnson - Gene Mollica
The Gate of Gods - Martha Wells - French edition
Into the Valley
crucible by jim burns
Torgs First Death
The Ocean at the End of the Lane
http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/63963684820/gto12llll
A soldier's duty
Polícia - Jo Nesbø - Slovak
The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms - NKJemisin
Redeeming Stanley 2
Cover art by David Palumbo Cover design by Rebecca Silvers Interior layout and design by Ross E. Lockhart
Cover art by David Palumbo Cover design by Rebecca Silvers Interior layout and design by Ross E. Lockhart
The Last Swordmage
Altdorf
Artist: Caitlin Willey
Artist: Caitlin Willey
Strata
Cover illustration by Alan Gutierrez
Cover illustration by Alan Gutierrez
Plague town
Crossfire
Goblintown justice
Plain Jane - 3
Through Wolf's Eyes
Bajo la Hiedra - Elspeth Cooper
a diamond
Eugène_Delacroix_-_La_liberté_guidant_le_peuple
Alexa's Travels
shadewright
World After
bcc18-hour-of-dust-and-ashes

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Adventure Animals Art Autism / Aspergers Autobiography Biography Children Fantasy Fiction Films / movies General History Horror Humour LGBTQ+/GRSM Music Mystery Myths OCD - Obsessive compulsive disorder Poetry Quote Reading together Reblogged Romance Science Science Fiction Short story/novella Thriller Western Young Adult

Favorite artists

  • Allison Chin
  • Amazing15 Studio
  • Amy Clare Learmonth
  • Andreea Cernestean
  • Ann Bui Ngyuen
  • Benjamin Carrè
  • Christian McGrath
  • Cliff Nielsen (facebook)
  • David Palumbo
  • David T. Wenzel
  • Elena Dudina
  • Georgi Markov
  • Greg Bridges
  • James Draper
  • Josh Kirby
  • Julie Bell
  • Keith Parkinson
  • Larry Elmore
  • Larry Rostant
  • Luca Oleastri
  • Luis Royo
  • Marc Simonetti art
  • Marcellus Shane Jackson
  • Mathia Arkoniel
  • Matt Page
  • Michael Gauss
  • Michael Whelan
  • Rodney Matthews
  • Sharon Tancredi
  • Steve Montiglio
  • Steve Stone
  • Thomas Canty

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  1. No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.

    (p. 1, The Haunting of Hill House)

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  2. “Life, in all its imperfect variation, was nothing compared to the scale of nothingness that made up most of the known universe.”

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