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I bet when the toaster came out everyone was happy they didn’t have to throw their bread at lightning anymore. Beau Hartenstine

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A-Memory-of-Light-cover-670x444
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Madlands - French cover
Birth Marked
The Ocean at the End of the Lane
Crossfire
Strata
a hand for each
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - Cover by Donato Art
Nightshifted
Cover art by David Palumbo Cover design by Rebecca Silvers Interior layout and design by Ross E. Lockhart
Cover art by David Palumbo Cover design by Rebecca Silvers Interior layout and design by Ross E. Lockhart
A Turn of Curses
Artemis Fowl Chinese cover
The House
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Infidel - kameron hurley
Artist: Matthew Stewart
Artist: Matthew Stewart
Source: Amazon
Source: Amazon
Book design by Nicole de las Heras
Book design by Nicole de las Heras
Assured Destruction - Micheal F Stewart
Death Has a Name
Illustrator: Brigitte Sutherlands
Illustrator: Brigitte Sutherlands
Angela of Troy
Hardship - Jean Johnson - Gene Mollica
http://media.comicbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ocean-at-the-end-of-the-lane-gaiman.jpg
http://media.comicbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ocean-at-the-end-of-the-lane-gaiman.jpg
Łowcy czarnoksiężników (Polish title); translated by Sylwia Twardo
Łowcy czarnoksiężników (Polish title); translated by Sylwia Twardo
Editing and cover design by Tim C. Taylor Cover images by KireevArt and fotola70
Editing and cover design by Tim C. Taylor Cover images by KireevArt and fotola70
Eugène_Delacroix_-_La_liberté_guidant_le_peuple
Cover artist: Sarah Ann Langton
Cover artist: Sarah Ann Langton
Dead Iron, 2011
pieces of eight
Cast in sorrow without text
Hellstrom's Hive, 1973
Source: Glendalarke.com
Source: Glendalarke.com
http://www.bookkaholic.com/what-should-i-read-next/the-ocean-at-the-end-of-the-lane-by-neil-gaiman/
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - French cover with text
Shaedes-of-Gray
WolfsHeadWolfsHeart-pb
The wise man's fear marc simonetti
Long Lankin - Lindsey Barraclough
Wild Magic; London, Scholastic Point, 2004
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - Polish cover with text
Gideon Smith and the Mechanical Girl by David Barnett - UK edition
Bajo la Hiedra - Elspeth Cooper
Confederation
The Wizard Hunters - Martha Wells - German Cover
The Code of the Woosters - Russian Cover
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51iTXerlFrL._SX331_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
Source: amazon.com
Pratchett, Terry: Rincewind
Luis-Royo-Dreams-Ties-of-Power
Cover illustration by Amandine La Barre
http://amandine.labarre.free.fr/vaisseauxduciel.jpg
Cover art by Don Sipley
Cover art by Don Sipley
Goblintown justice
Twice Dead, German cover, 2013
http://steniosantos.deviantart.com/art/The-Ocean-at-the-End-of-the-Lane-435034900
By Stênio Santos
Het lied van de aarde, Elspeth Cooper
Океан в конце дороги, Нил Гейман
Chinese edition
Pursuit
The First Spark, Independent (2016)
The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms - NKJemisin
Bone Song
Staying Dead - Laura Anne Gilman
Illustrated by Mathia Arkoniel
Illustrated by Mathia Arkoniel
Cover art by Nekro
Cover art by Nekro
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House of Mere
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608007399206880798&pid=1.7
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608007399206880798&pid=1.7
Illustration by Getty Images; Cover by Jan Biberg
Illustration by Getty Images; Cover by Jan Biberg
waiting game
7156_TB_Pastworld.indd
Born of Fire, 2012
GermanOnceBitten
Much Obliged Jeeves
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VzyK-pXkL.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VzyK-pXkL.jpg
The Chermasu by Brian Patrick McKinley
http://www.otherland-berlin.de/tl_files/bilder/content/AUSLESE%20-%20Buecher/us-books/2013/gaiman-ocean.jpg
http://www.otherland-berlin.de/tl_files/bilder/content/AUSLESE%20-%20Buecher/us-books/2013/gaiman-ocean.jpg
Plain Jane
The Last Swordmage
The Diamond Bearer's Destiny
Cover illustration by Alan Gutierrez
Cover illustration by Alan Gutierrez
Demon Isle
Blood Brothers
cdc0e-aaron_spiritsend-tp
crucible by jim burns
Torgs First Death
RAPTURE - Kameron Hurley
Child of the Ghosts
Hilda - Snow White Revisited
http://www.lwcurrey.com/pages/books/146428/k-w-jeter/madlands
http://www.lwcurrey.com/pages/books/146428/k-w-jeter/madlands
An Unexpected Apprentice
World After
The Last Swordmage
http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/63963684820/gto12llll
Hemlock
The Necessity of Man, 2012
Apocalypto
Jeeves and Wooster
Sourcery
McDermott, J.M.: Never Knew Another
Transformation space 1
Madlands - Italian cover
Shadow of the Sun
Gaiman, N. (2013). Ocean at the end of the lane.
Academ's Fury 1
http://www.lectur-addicts.fr/uploads/482
http://www.lectur-addicts.fr/uploads/482
Drinking life
Gaiman, N. (2013). The Ocean at the End of the Lane.
bcc18-hour-of-dust-and-ashes
http://www.colinsmythe.co.uk/discworldpages/discworldnovels/colourofmagic.htm
http://www.colinsmythe.co.uk/discworldpages/discworldnovels/colourofmagic.htm
shadewright
Artist: Byron Brown
Artist: Byron Brown
Draw One in the Dark
Cover art: Laura Hollingsworth
Cover art: Laura Hollingsworth
Jacket illustration by Paul Kidby
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/The_front_cover_of_the_book_Raising_Steam_by_Terry_Pratchett.jpg
http://lucidflux.deviantart.com/art/The-Ocean-at-the-End-of-the-Lane-462803837
By Laura Ketcham
A Space Between 2
the hunt
lady_of_devices_shelleyadina_cover_500x800
Nocturnal Origins
highkingstomb
Altdorf
a diamond
Land of Shadows
Moon Over Soho - deviant art - delrayspectra
Delightfully Twisted Tales Kindle cover
on dark shores
the weight of blood
A soldier's duty
Raventide - TA Miles
http://www.tor.com/2014/09/24/midway-relics-and-dying-breeds-seanan-mcguire/
Artist: Theo Prins
hawkcover2orange
the book of deacon
Tolkien, J.R.R.: The Lord of The Rings (1954-1955)
A Triumph of Souls
http://epl.delfi.ee/news/kultuur/raamatukatkend-neil-gaiman-ja-tee-lopus-on-ookean?id=67595986
Social Psychology - Aronson Wilson Akert
Seraphina, 2012
Dark Earth - Jason Halstead 2
The Language of Power
A Flight of Thieves
Alexa's Travels
Jingo
captain's fury
Into the Valley
The Reapers are the Angels - Alden Bell
Asimov, Isaac: Foundation series
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41uOEiGjKoL.jpg
Source: Amazon
Snow Art - Simon Beck
Polícia - Jo Nesbø - Slovak
Rex Rising
Bitterwood
Isbn: 9788852036545
http://alessandria.bookrepublic.it/api/books/9788852036545/cover
the-republic-of-thieves-by-scott-lynch-new-uk
Linkin_Park-Meteora-Frontal
Rifkind's Challenge - Lynn Abbey
https://www.coverkicks.com/
https://www.coverkicks.com/
Shiv Crew
Redeeming Stanley 2
Shadowbloom - Sullivan brothers
http://www.lesedwards.com/Edward-Miller/science-fiction/railsea/16716
Artist: Les Edwards at lesedwards.com
Dawn Undercover - Japanese cover
Through Wolf's Eyes
Polis - Jo Nesbø - Svensk
Happy Slumbers
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Adventures_of_Sherlock_Holme_(TV_series).jpg
http://deborahharkness.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/CoverGermanTranslationofTBOL.jpg
http://deborahharkness.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/CoverGermanTranslationofTBOL.jpg
Ros Jackson
24 Bones - Michael F Stewart
Russian Very Good Jeeves
Illustrated by Marcellus Shane Jackson
Illustrated by Marcellus Shane Jackson
Djinnxd
C & R Crime; New Ed edition (2007-04-26)
http://www.kylepaints.com/
Artist: Kyle Scott
http://conceptartworld.com/?cat=10
http://conceptartworld.com/?cat=10
ShapeshiftedFinal
Cover art by Jon Foster
Cover art by Jon Foster
We Leave Together - JM McDermott
The Death of Jonas Wakefield
Smite Me
Carnivores of Light and Darkness
thief_of_time__terry_pratchett_by_marcsimonetti-d2z6fuv
English cover
Oath of Swords
Demonsouled
Plain Jane - 3
Polícia - Jo Nesbø - Slovak 2
Tracking the Tempest
Cover_Imperatore.qxp:Layout 1
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519ghDMIzVL.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519ghDMIzVL.jpg
blood harvest
green_rider__cover_art_by_pallanoph-d3j5tne
http://readery.co/9786169187301
Artist: Herbert James Draper
Artist: Herbert James Draper
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - Cover with text
Source: Glendalarke.com
Source: Glendalarke.com
BridgesCityofDreamsA
http://simania.co.il/bookimages/covers0/8631.jpg
http://simania.co.il/bookimages/covers0/8631.jpg
http://covers.booktopia.com.au/big/9780575079540/bone-song.jpg
http://covers.booktopia.com.au/big/9780575079540/bone-song.jpg
Legenden om Hurog
The Hobbit
Artist: Caitlin Willey
Artist: Caitlin Willey
sign
http://ec4.images-amazon.com/images/I/81M8%2BssUJdL.jpg
http://ec4.images-amazon.com/images/I/81M8%2BssUJdL.jpg
The Gate of Gods - Martha Wells - French edition
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91oJNXK%2B4EL.jpg
German edition
Cover illustration by Amandine LaBarre
http://amandine.labarre.free.fr/chasseurssorciers.jpg
Monstrous regiment
freedomcover2-13
Eric
Watchtower by Elizabeth A. Lynn - Arrow Books
Over the Horizon
http://elisabethcrabtree.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/final-final-cover-23.jpg
http://elisabethcrabtree.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/final-final-cover-23.jpg
Plague town
Moon Dance
Hunting the Five
http://julienalday.blogspot.no/2011/10/n193-when-we-were-executioners.html
http://julienalday.blogspot.no/2011/10/n193-when-we-were-executioners.html
A Wild Hunt
Cover art by Steve Montiglio
Cover art by Steve Montiglio
A-Forthcoming-Wizard-150841-d4902f8679c2f83a8362
Little Girl Lost
Magic-at-the-Gate-5-e1352909080304
wild-magic-UK-hb-500
The Christmas Caper by Christopher Bunn
uten navn
http://lamilanabonita.com/2015/02/18/el-oceano-al-final-del-camino-de-neil-gaiman/

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  • Benjamin Carrè
  • Christian McGrath
  • Cliff Nielsen (facebook)
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  • Keith Parkinson
  • Larry Elmore
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  1. No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.

    (p. 1, The Haunting of Hill House)

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  2. “Life, in all its imperfect variation, was nothing compared to the scale of nothingness that made up most of the known universe.”

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