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I bet when the toaster came out everyone was happy they didn’t have to throw their bread at lightning anymore. Beau Hartenstine

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My favorite covers

Pursuit
Editing and cover design by Tim C. Taylor Cover images by KireevArt and fotola70
Editing and cover design by Tim C. Taylor Cover images by KireevArt and fotola70
Oath of Swords
Cover art by Jon Foster
Cover art by Jon Foster
Alexa's Travels
The Last Swordmage
Hardship - Jean Johnson - Gene Mollica
Artist: Byron Brown
Artist: Byron Brown
Cover_Imperatore.qxp:Layout 1
The First Spark, Independent (2016)
pieces of eight
Jacket illustration by Paul Kidby
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/The_front_cover_of_the_book_Raising_Steam_by_Terry_Pratchett.jpg
Draw One in the Dark
Shadowbloom - Sullivan brothers
Into the Valley
http://deborahharkness.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/CoverGermanTranslationofTBOL.jpg
http://deborahharkness.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/CoverGermanTranslationofTBOL.jpg
Artist: Matthew Stewart
Artist: Matthew Stewart
thief_of_time__terry_pratchett_by_marcsimonetti-d2z6fuv
Long Lankin - Lindsey Barraclough
http://www.bookkaholic.com/what-should-i-read-next/the-ocean-at-the-end-of-the-lane-by-neil-gaiman/
highkingstomb
A Space Between 2
The Gate of Gods - Martha Wells - French edition
Luis-Royo-Dreams-Ties-of-Power
Demonsouled
Happy Slumbers
Tolkien, J.R.R.: The Lord of The Rings (1954-1955)
Social Psychology - Aronson Wilson Akert
A soldier's duty
Much Obliged Jeeves
Confederation
the-republic-of-thieves-by-scott-lynch-new-uk
Assured Destruction - Micheal F Stewart
Chinese edition
Born of Fire, 2012
English cover
The wise man's fear marc simonetti
Hemlock
http://www.kylepaints.com/
Artist: Kyle Scott
__lords_and_ladies___by_marcsimonetti-d2znyqf
Birth Marked
Океан в конце дороги, Нил Гейман
sign
https://www.coverkicks.com/
https://www.coverkicks.com/
a hand for each
Łowcy czarnoksiężników (Polish title); translated by Sylwia Twardo
Łowcy czarnoksiężników (Polish title); translated by Sylwia Twardo
a diamond
The Necessity of Man, 2012
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - French cover with text
Cover art: Laura Hollingsworth
Cover art: Laura Hollingsworth
Source: Glendalarke.com
Source: Glendalarke.com
uten navn
The Ocean at the End of the Lane
Artist: Herbert James Draper
Artist: Herbert James Draper
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - Cover by Donato Art
Drinking life
Polis - Jo Nesbø - Svensk
The Hobbit
Source: Glendalarke.com
Source: Glendalarke.com
Little Girl Lost
shadewright
Book design by Nicole de las Heras
Book design by Nicole de las Heras
A Flight of Thieves
waiting game
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:The_Adventures_of_Sherlock_Holme_(TV_series).jpg
Gaiman, N. (2013). Ocean at the end of the lane.
The Last Swordmage
Cover illustration by Alan Gutierrez
Cover illustration by Alan Gutierrez
http://steniosantos.deviantart.com/art/The-Ocean-at-the-End-of-the-Lane-435034900
By Stênio Santos
http://readery.co/9786169187301
Cover art by Nekro
Cover art by Nekro
Altdorf
lady_of_devices_shelleyadina_cover_500x800
Infidel - kameron hurley
Gideon Smith and the Mechanical Girl by David Barnett - UK edition
Shadow of the Sun
Twice Dead, German cover, 2013
The Christmas Caper by Christopher Bunn
Madlands - Italian cover
Cover art by Don Sipley
Cover art by Don Sipley
http://www.otherland-berlin.de/tl_files/bilder/content/AUSLESE%20-%20Buecher/us-books/2013/gaiman-ocean.jpg
http://www.otherland-berlin.de/tl_files/bilder/content/AUSLESE%20-%20Buecher/us-books/2013/gaiman-ocean.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51iTXerlFrL._SX331_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
Source: amazon.com
Shiv Crew
0b4b8-blackveil_b
http://www.lwcurrey.com/pages/books/146428/k-w-jeter/madlands
http://www.lwcurrey.com/pages/books/146428/k-w-jeter/madlands
ShapeshiftedFinal
Torgs First Death
Nightshifted
http://covers.booktopia.com.au/big/9780575079540/bone-song.jpg
http://covers.booktopia.com.au/big/9780575079540/bone-song.jpg
World After
The House
Djinnxd
Illustrator: Brigitte Sutherlands
Illustrator: Brigitte Sutherlands
Shaedes-of-Gray
A-Memory-of-Light-cover-670x444
http://www.colinsmythe.co.uk/discworldpages/discworldnovels/colourofmagic.htm
http://www.colinsmythe.co.uk/discworldpages/discworldnovels/colourofmagic.htm
Dark Earth - Jason Halstead 2
The Chermasu by Brian Patrick McKinley
Crossfire
A-Forthcoming-Wizard-150841-d4902f8679c2f83a8362
Hunting the Five
Isbn: 9788852036545
http://alessandria.bookrepublic.it/api/books/9788852036545/cover
Het lied van de aarde, Elspeth Cooper
crucible by jim burns
Death Has a Name
Bone Song
7156_TB_Pastworld.indd
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608007399206880798&pid=1.7
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608007399206880798&pid=1.7
The Reapers are the Angels - Alden Bell
Raventide - TA Miles
Demon Isle
green_rider__cover_art_by_pallanoph-d3j5tne
Eugène_Delacroix_-_La_liberté_guidant_le_peuple
Watchtower by Elizabeth A. Lynn - Arrow Books
http://lucidflux.deviantart.com/art/The-Ocean-at-the-End-of-the-Lane-462803837
By Laura Ketcham
Cast in sorrow without text
C & R Crime; New Ed edition (2007-04-26)
Artemis Fowl Chinese cover
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - Cover with text
McDermott, J.M.: Never Knew Another
Bitterwood
Dawn Undercover - Japanese cover
wild-magic-UK-hb-500
http://julienalday.blogspot.no/2011/10/n193-when-we-were-executioners.html
http://julienalday.blogspot.no/2011/10/n193-when-we-were-executioners.html
Madlands - French cover
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41uOEiGjKoL.jpg
Source: Amazon
Goblintown justice
The Death of Jonas Wakefield
Plague town
hawkcover2orange
Over the Horizon
Illustrated by Mathia Arkoniel
Illustrated by Mathia Arkoniel
Plain Jane - 3
A Wild Hunt
Carnivores of Light and Darkness
the hunt
Jingo
Blood Brothers
http://epl.delfi.ee/news/kultuur/raamatukatkend-neil-gaiman-ja-tee-lopus-on-ookean?id=67595986
Strata
Moon Over Soho - deviant art - delrayspectra
Cover illustration by Amandine LaBarre
http://amandine.labarre.free.fr/chasseurssorciers.jpg
Gaiman, N. (2013). The Ocean at the End of the Lane.
Cover illustration by Amandine La Barre
http://amandine.labarre.free.fr/vaisseauxduciel.jpg
Cover art by David Palumbo Cover design by Rebecca Silvers Interior layout and design by Ross E. Lockhart
Cover art by David Palumbo Cover design by Rebecca Silvers Interior layout and design by Ross E. Lockhart
Smite Me
Magic-at-the-Gate-5-e1352909080304
Jeeves and Wooster
Seraphina, 2012
Russian Very Good Jeeves
The Diamond Bearer's Destiny
http://media.comicbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ocean-at-the-end-of-the-lane-gaiman.jpg
http://media.comicbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/ocean-at-the-end-of-the-lane-gaiman.jpg
Delightfully Twisted Tales Kindle cover
Legenden om Hurog
Tracking the Tempest
Rifkind's Challenge - Lynn Abbey
Snow Art - Simon Beck
Apocalypto
An Unexpected Apprentice
Source: Amazon
Source: Amazon
A Triumph of Souls
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519ghDMIzVL.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/519ghDMIzVL.jpg
The Code of the Woosters - Russian Cover
blood harvest
captain's fury
Through Wolf's Eyes
freedomcover2-13
on dark shores
Rex Rising
http://www.lesedwards.com/Edward-Miller/science-fiction/railsea/16716
Artist: Les Edwards at lesedwards.com
Bajo la Hiedra - Elspeth Cooper
Cover artist: Sarah Ann Langton
Cover artist: Sarah Ann Langton
http://conceptartworld.com/?cat=10
http://conceptartworld.com/?cat=10
Land of Shadows
House of Mere
A Turn of Curses
bcc18-hour-of-dust-and-ashes
We Leave Together - JM McDermott
WolfsHeadWolfsHeart-pb
The Hundred Thousand Kingdoms - NKJemisin
Cover art by Steve Montiglio
Cover art by Steve Montiglio
24 Bones - Michael F Stewart
Wild Magic; London, Scholastic Point, 2004
http://simania.co.il/bookimages/covers0/8631.jpg
http://simania.co.il/bookimages/covers0/8631.jpg
http://www.lectur-addicts.fr/uploads/482
http://www.lectur-addicts.fr/uploads/482
Illustration by Getty Images; Cover by Jan Biberg
Illustration by Getty Images; Cover by Jan Biberg
The Wizard Hunters - Martha Wells - German Cover
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VzyK-pXkL.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51VzyK-pXkL.jpg
Linkin_Park-Meteora-Frontal
http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/63963684820/gto12llll
Plain Jane
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91oJNXK%2B4EL.jpg
German edition
Redeeming Stanley 2
Stories
Hellstrom's Hive, 1973
Staying Dead - Laura Anne Gilman
Ros Jackson
Polícia - Jo Nesbø - Slovak
c3018-mercythompsonbook
Nocturnal Origins
Pratchett, Terry: Rincewind
Angela of Troy
Hilda - Snow White Revisited
http://lamilanabonita.com/2015/02/18/el-oceano-al-final-del-camino-de-neil-gaiman/
GermanOnceBitten
http://ec4.images-amazon.com/images/I/81M8%2BssUJdL.jpg
http://ec4.images-amazon.com/images/I/81M8%2BssUJdL.jpg
Transformation space 1
Illustrated by Marcellus Shane Jackson
Illustrated by Marcellus Shane Jackson
Academ's Fury 1
Eric
The Language of Power
the weight of blood
Artist: Caitlin Willey
Artist: Caitlin Willey
Moon Dance
http://elisabethcrabtree.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/final-final-cover-23.jpg
http://elisabethcrabtree.files.wordpress.com/2013/02/final-final-cover-23.jpg
Child of the Ghosts
RAPTURE - Kameron Hurley
Monstrous regiment
cdc0e-aaron_spiritsend-tp
The Ships of Air - Martha Wells - Polish cover with text
Dead Iron, 2011
BridgesCityofDreamsA
the book of deacon
http://www.tor.com/2014/09/24/midway-relics-and-dying-breeds-seanan-mcguire/
Artist: Theo Prins
Sourcery
Polícia - Jo Nesbø - Slovak 2
Asimov, Isaac: Foundation series

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Favorite artists

  • Allison Chin
  • Amazing15 Studio
  • Amy Clare Learmonth
  • Andreea Cernestean
  • Ann Bui Ngyuen
  • Benjamin Carrè
  • Christian McGrath
  • Cliff Nielsen (facebook)
  • David Palumbo
  • David T. Wenzel
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  • Georgi Markov
  • Greg Bridges
  • James Draper
  • Josh Kirby
  • Julie Bell
  • Keith Parkinson
  • Larry Elmore
  • Larry Rostant
  • Luca Oleastri
  • Luis Royo
  • Marc Simonetti art
  • Marcellus Shane Jackson
  • Mathia Arkoniel
  • Matt Page
  • Michael Gauss
  • Michael Whelan
  • Rodney Matthews
  • Sharon Tancredi
  • Steve Montiglio
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  1. No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality; even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream. Hill House, not sane, stood by itself against its hills, holding darkness within; it had stood so for eighty years and might stand for eighty more. Within, walls continued upright, bricks met neatly, floors were firm, and doors were sensibly shut; silence lay steadily against the wood and stone of Hill House, and whatever walked there, walked alone.

    (p. 1, The Haunting of Hill House)

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  2. “Life, in all its imperfect variation, was nothing compared to the scale of nothingness that made up most of the known universe.”

    Shattered Destiny (loc 19537)

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